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But this noise becomes anger, Matilda: Goofs hold her temper, Miss Honey says that Matilda also seems to be a math genius. I shall spend the rest of my life making it up to you.". What? Same thing! Narrator: Ha, ha, ha, ha Harry Wormwood: Harry Wormwood: And whos finished up the better off? BRUCE Lovekins, where's my breakfast? . . [Spasibo. Matilda: Of course you didn't do it, you little twit! All you need to fill your muffin, 1 Min. There's no way of knowing I've been telling a story, and I thought I was making it up, but it's real! [looking at a portrait of her father] All you need to make you wise [Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house]. I want you around here now with another car! Mrs Phelps! [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] They stretch. Go on, tip! Is there a child at school who's behaving like a bully? MISS HONEY If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. No! Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. Matilda: A child came to my house. Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse In fact, quite a few were educated in Australia. Matilda: Yeah, they do. MATILDA My school is a model of discipline! MR WORMWOOD enters, dancing. MATILDA MATILDA And my father was . In the deepest, dankest, darkest prison! Four seconds. [He takes MATILDA by the wrist.] Discipline. Cannot reach me anymore. This is not teaching! LAVENDER The guy with the stupid haircut! It's your life! Jane Austin? MATILDA They come up again to ERIC gliding across the stage on a scooter. Miss Honey, please don't let them Harry Wormwood: Matilda, you are so smart. My father's portrait used to hang there. I've seen your life. Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. We'll wait until she's gone, then we'll go get your doll. They watched as the flames crept up the dress. MISS HONEY puts MATILDA's school blazer back on her and buttons it. It has become clear to me, Miss Honey, that you have no idea what you are doing. Except for the ones at the ends of her little fingers. Yes, I am afraid my daughter is quite rude. Dip face! Some double-time discipline Check it if you don't believe me. The great escapologist had to escape from the cage, lean out, catch his wife with one hand, grab a fire extinguisher with the other, and put out the flames on her specially-designed dress within twelve seconds before they reached the dynamite and blew his wife's head off! Matilda, how did you know that? As the Wormwoods and Rudolpho sped away into the distance. Narrator: The brother gave a wave through the rear window, but the other two didnt even look back. Along with using the chalk to threaten the Trunchbull, Matilda also makes the blinds shut sporadically, causing eerie darkness in the room. MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. Harry Wormwood: [to MATILDA] And you with your stupid books and your stupid reading - get off to bed, you little bookworm. And suddenly, everything, everything is . 9:17, suspect exits domicile. But I find it hard to believe. MATILDA: And so they MISS HONEY not all stories have happy endings. Miss Honey: 'Not for children or those of a nervous disposition. The heavy things you have to haul MISS TRUNCHBULL And I tell you, there is nothing I shall not do, no length to which I shall not go, no punishment I shall not inflict, no ear I shall not . . Even if you're little you can do a lot. MATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES - Truckee Community [cutting off Harry's hat with scissors] They'll be waiting for you, singing, And you may bet your britches this Headmistress Matilda: Agatha Trunchbull: . And, being stupid, he assumed I was stupid too. When the sun comes up, Matilda/Transcript | Sony Pictures Entertaiment Wiki | Fandom I'm incredible! MISS HONEY C - A - F! SERGEI leans down and kisses her three times on the cheeks. RG0 Around with you I don't want to tell you anymore because I don't want to ruin it! MISS HONEY Matilda spends every afternoon alone while Michael is at school, Chapter 2. Don't cry, daddy. Most of the children fall to the ground, but MISS TRUNCHBULL sees that MATILDA is still standing. Lissy Doll, I called her. MATILDA MR WORMWOOD what? Like the sound of a page being turned in a book. Agatha Trunchbull: They can't get worse! %PDF-1.5
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But I play a big part in it. Till our revolting's done. . Well, let us see what this creature thinks she can do when the wrath of a grown man stands before her!". I grab a drill. Have you ever seen anything more repellent? That I need to reach to climb ESCAPOLOGIST [simultaneously]: I'm here. That's where Ms. Trunchbull lives. [noticing her books] She began to reach out her arms towards the cage. . They were left out there for the whole world to see because you weren't here to take 'em in! No one was speaking, Miss Trunchbull. . Get the hell outta here! [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] [to MATILDA] Your father is very, very stupid. And her name was Miss Honey! Miss Honey: MISS TRUNCHBULL No! CHILDREN MR WORMWOOD Before we, er, continue with proceedings, I would like to offer an apology for some of the things that have been going on here tonight. How long will it run like that before it starts rattling again? Matilda asked him. . HORTENSIA stands and turns toward the audience. Mrs. Wormwood: I didn't mean to desert you. [. Living in revolting times. Let's get out of here before they change their minds! Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. But the girl's aunt was a mean person, who treated the girl very badly. Mr. Wormwood: Matilda: (shaking Zoha). He thought I was mad. . Agatha Trunchbull: MRS PHELPS MR WORMWOOD Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I didn't want to upset you.Please, daddy, don't cry. Teachers and parents! WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. The CHILDREN enter and stand by the desks. /L 61707
This is my house. Mrs. Wormwood: Zinnia Wormwood: . Eleven seconds! Did you . We R - E - volting. \skV'cf%&9vnXn/M7*aHp5m?$|^Q *X0v(\zx!K4T]~ v %fy\0@v"pdf9p 0 Matilda: 10 Moments That Are Funny Now The original text plus a side-by-side modern translation of. Cake. ja skazal "MatilDA"! If you always take it on the chin and wear it, I don't know. PDFs of modern translations of every Shakespeare play and poem. She has sullied the memory of my wife. Nor does my father., But what do they expect you to do every afternoon in an empty house?. We'll be revolting children Where's the REVENGE section? The evidence against the movement can't get much worse than that, can it?! We are revolting children, Since you're an educator, I'll make you a deal. And I'm sorry, [she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely]. Its cheating., No one ever got rich being honest, the father said. Matilda Act 2 MATILDA THE MUSICAL [] BRUCE - Beck We're leaving forever and we're never coming back. But you cheated them! WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions, but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra ordinary, and by that I mean sensitive and brilliant. Yes, she was. Well, a man is entitled to come home and find dinner on the table, without having to wait for a convention of male strippers! Oh, yes. MISS HONEY Matilda: And do you know something else? Agatha Trunchbull: I sold it for $1,158. Mr. CHILD and MISS TRUNCHBULL SERGEI You're like winning the lottery." MATILDA matilda monologue and then things got worse Trunchbull: Spell . Wormwood: Matildas self-absorbed, over-the-top, negligent mother; an amateur ballroom dancer. Never again! [She leads MATILDA up onto the platform of her house.] Yes. In a manner of speaking, yes. Come in, come in, whoever you are. For those idiots out there who don't know how to play, here's how it goes. That you have to fight Crazy Credits Any child who gets one single answer wrong shall go to Chokey. Just so you all know, she's my best friend. Matilda: (When I grow up, when I grow up) Are you a pig, Amanda? MATILDA AND ACROBAT The crowd held their breath as she hurled over the sharks and spiky objects. After a moment, she runs back on.] He was very kind. What do you say? [to AMANDA] Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! Harry Wormwood: MISS TRUNCHBULL takes the jug and cup from LAVENDER. [Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to]. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL Their mouths are still moving Living in revolting times. Under no circumstances do we condone such activities, and we do so utterly without reservoirs. She moved in immediately. Cancelled because my wife is pregnant. All grown-ups get scared, just like children. And there is nowhere I would rather be. Don't cry, little girl. And my eyes are burning So the story does have a happy ending after all. . And I just wish they'd stop, Your mommy is a TWIT! MR WORMWOOD Very slowly, the platform of MISS HONEY's house starts to roll in from the back of the stage. Everyone, gather around. We've no evidence! And I would like to state, guarantorically, that we would not like any children who might be here tonight watching this to go home and try these things out for themselves. CHILDREN She's got everything that's yours. /O 5
Did she survive? MR WORMWOOD Just like I cannot believe that he would have . I've got a newt in my knickers! Webshe broke every bone in her body.. and then she died (CRIES) and then, things got worse. I think we all better go home while we still can. Miss Honey: Miss Honey: How dare you bring those words into my classroom, madam! So, telly, if you bothered to take a look, Who? [Talking about the cake] MATILDA My mummy says I'm a miracle. A girl I know used to live in that house. Tip over! [Ne tak horoo, kak mne hotelos by. But he agreed, and I've lived here ever since. And my heart is pounding Don't take this the wrong way, but . Was . And that is a very, very stupid, and rude, thing to do. MISS HONEY No, they don't, actually, but, er, I'm even poorer than most, because of, er, other reasons. And draw rude pictures on the board! Mrs Phelps was concerned about the childs safety on the walk through the fairly busy village High Street and crossing the road, but she decided not to interfere. Matilda fishes out one of. I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. MRS PHELPS She hadnt moved. And when I grow up, walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. The cup tips over toward MISS TRUNCHBULL. She's simply spelling a word! Harry Wormwood: WebMR. Forgive me , MISS HONEY Wipe away your tears, little girl. Miss Honey, please understand that when I say "Quiet, you maggots," you are entirely included in that statement. Complete your free account to access notes and highlights. When you're a grown up. And it won't be long before I smell the pong Harry Wormwood: And I will watch cartoons until my eyes go square. Which is what she said happened. With kindness, and patience, and respect! [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. I will be tall enough to reach the branches The book Matilda is about is a girl who had a rocky relationship with her parents. He's always saying, "Matilda, I'm so proud to have a daughter as " [She pauses and looks at MISS HONEY.] 0000015558 00000 n
Now, can I just ask, by a way of a show of hands, how many grown-up people here has actually ever read a book? google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; MATILDA . The winners and the losers. MISS TRUNCHBULL And when he heard the sound of his daughter's tears [She knocks on the door three times.] Zinnia Wormwood: Adopt me, Miss Honey! MISS HONEY MR WORMWOOD shows her a suitcase full of money. One, two, three, four. endstream
"You are a useless! On the way back, I find a newt. Psst! The second one cost $512. Cat! You want Matilda to go to college? Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky, Now look at me, Mrs Wormwood said. . [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] Because they had found each other. . MISS TRUNCHBULL Mrs. D? Mr. Wormwood: . Sometimes you have to be a little bit . [She takes another drink.] Spell or go to Chokey! [Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde] [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] . These little specks of dust can't be this clever. Tim Minchin Story 3: The Trick Started Well Lyrics When you're grown up. Mrs. Wormwoods copy of Easy Cooking, and when she memorized all the recipes, she asked. he smashed the door open! WebSummary: Chapter 1: The Reader of Books. Come on, put em up. [Vy skazali "Da"! WebMATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Audition Monologues: Choose ONE from the 5. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Give - my - Jen - ny - back - her - house. . >> /Font << /F1 9 0 R /F2 13 0 R /F3 17 0 R >> >>
I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. No ja budu staratsja i izuat dale.]. What are you doing with those books, woman? Oh, Miss Honey hugged her back. Using revolting rhymes. This is the cottage from your story. She's a snout in a million. Using revolting rhymes. Matilda, thank god you're here. And inside that cottage we find The noise in my head is incredibly loud. Who can fold paper hats with his mind. Harry Wormwood: google_ad_height=90; The ESCAPOLOGIST approaches MISS HONEY from behind and places a hand on her shoulder. [to Zinnia] Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. You are weak. A poem? [She wrenches her hands free from MATILDA's.]. Beneath the bed each night Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. I did *not* glue my hat to my head! SERGEI takes his dark glasses off and bends on one knee. [MISS TRUNCHBULL 8 0 obj
], SERGEI ! "Revolting.". Mr Sergei, this is a very tempting offer. [to MISS HONEY] And do you want to, er, look after her? [into recorder] [her car has broken down] And when it's cold outside, I feel no fear. Oh. Wormwood Character Analysis. MISS HONEY reaches up as though to touch the letters, then looks at MATILDA. Ugh, I feel like spewin'. You must scrape off the dirt And I am warm. MISS HONEY . Backwards! Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. It isn't much, but it is enough for me. %%EOF
PERSPERATION! OLDER KIDSWe R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N. [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. So they were your parents! . Quiet, you maggots! The funk of mutiny in action. MISS TRUNCHBULL MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. MATILDA beckons MRS PHELPS to sit on the floor with her. And I won't care And I . MISS HONEY But I don't believe it's something you should be frightened of. [to MATILDA] You are the Wormwoods' daughter? Don't you, Miss Honey? Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? Write this down. [appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob] But I'm trying to say . Well . Now sit up and look at the TV. I'm not strong like you, Matilda. Yes, boy! Oh dear. voice calls, Hullo. Mrs. Wormwood is terrified and tells everyone to listenit must be burglars. /BM /Normal
[She points happily.] And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. MRS PHELPS Mary Shelley? "amchella-kamaneal-septicanis-timosis"! MISS TRUNCHBULL Agatha Trunchbull: The little girl who had done so much to help others, but was stuck with parents who were mean, and cruel, and called her names, and I would feel my blood boil, and I would wish that I could just . [She runs to the front of the stage, gives two thumbs up to the entire theatre, then runs off. MISS HONEY I shall crush you. /DecodeParms [ null << /Quality 75 >> ]
And we're holding a light, MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 A bell rings. Luigi: We're trapped in a dungeon, about to be executed! SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE! They become so blinded by adoration that they manage to convince themselves their child has qualities of genius. But when he was gone, my aunt became my legal guardian. Before you're grown up. It would me my word against hers! Hello. To thunder and lightning, the ESCAPOLOGIST runs to the bedroom door, which is retreating into the background.